Today the weather was forecasted to be in the 90's ... HOT! So B-Dad and I decided to take the boys to the pool at our gym. It has a great 1 1/2 foot pool which allows the boys to walk around without any floaties. Before we headed to the family locker room to get everyone ready. I took the armadillo to the woman's bathroom to do our business. The first of many of these type of conversations took place this afternoon with one eyewitness ...
Armadillo: Mommy, are you going poo-poo? (watching me as I prepped the toilet for myself with a toilet seat cover)
Me: No, I'm going #1.
Armadillo: Why aren't you standing?
Me: Because Mommy has to sit. I can't stand.
Armadillo: Why not?
Me: Because I do not have a p3n1$ like you do. (I won't type in the real word as I don't want to get caught up with the other billion porn sites when someone is doing a google search on that word.)
Armadillo: Why?
Me: Because I was not born with one like you were.
Armadillo: What do you have? Let me take a look. (as he bows down to look ...)
Me: Hey what's that over there? (I quickly point behind him which of course is the bathroom stall door, but it's enough time for me to finish up my bathroom stint.)
There was another woman in the stall next to us who bless her, couldn't stop giggling quietly as she listened to the armadillo and mine's conversation. I know I would have laughed so hard I would have to go to the bathroom again.
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