I just have to say that this (the road rash on sumo baby's head) did not happen on my watch. It's all B-Dad. Sorry B-Dad I just had to put it out there ...
The other night I was upstairs collecting the nectar of life and when I came downstairs my sumo baby was sleeping in the swing. I didn't pay much attention at that point because the sumo baby was sleeping so I didn't want to wake him. He was swinging in the dark so I didn't see the war wound right away. Not too long after I came downstairs the sumo baby woke up. I went to tend to him since he started crying. That's when I noticed that he had something on his forehead. Upon closer inspection it looked as if someone sliced his forehead as it was smeared with blood.
"What the hell happened?" I say to no one in particular.
"What" B-Dad answered.
"There's blood all over sumo baby's forehead. Did he scratch his forehead?"
"I don't know" B-Dad says as he walks over. He turns on the light and holy sh1T!
"What happened??!!!" I shrieked. "Ugh he must have scratched himself. Didn't you notice this?!" I screeched at B-Dad.
"No." .... "Ugh ... " I sighed. B-Dad walks away and comes back with a wet paper towel.
"There's dried blood all over his fingers and under his nails." I exclaimed. "Ugh ..."
It didn't look so bad after B-Dad wiped off all of the dried blood at first. But then it scabbed and yuck. It looks as if he fell off his skateboard and decided to ride his forehead on asphalt instead. Poor thing. Thankfully our little ones are beefy and he can move past this. But we lose that ability to forget when we get older. So I'm storing this incident and photos for use when I need to eradicate a future bad mama moment.
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